{"id":269,"date":"2013-11-26T09:11:32","date_gmt":"2013-11-26T15:11:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/walz-chojnacki.us\/Pensees\/?p=269"},"modified":"2013-11-26T13:46:10","modified_gmt":"2013-11-26T19:46:10","slug":"dont-stun-me-bro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.walz-chojnacki.us\/Pensees\/dont-stun-me-bro\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t stun me, bro!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;rant&gt;<\/p>\n<p>So, when was the last time you were truly stunned? Did you enjoy it?<\/p>\n<p>For me, stunned is what you are when you&#8217;re hit by a professional boxer, or in my case, when as a child you squeeze a roll of caps in a vise and they all explode at once.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to be stunned by my computer screen, a new TV, a stereo system or a woman in a bikini. In fact,\u00c2\u00a0 several times a week I probably unconsciously but deliberately avoid being stunned\u00c2\u00a0 by slamming doors, people riding bicycles on sidewalks,\u00c2\u00a0 poor drivers, etc.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been stunned, and I don&#8217;t enjoy it. So if you&#8217;re trying to sell me something, don&#8217;t promise that it&#8217;ll stun me.<\/p>\n<p>&lt;\/rant&gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been stunned, and I don&#8217;t enjoy it. So if you&#8217;re trying to sell me something, don&#8217;t promise that it&#8217;ll stun me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","cat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.walz-chojnacki.us\/Pensees\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.walz-chojnacki.us\/Pensees\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.walz-chojnacki.us\/Pensees\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.walz-chojnacki.us\/Pensees\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.walz-chojnacki.us\/Pensees\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.walz-chojnacki.us\/Pensees\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":277,"href":"https:\/\/www.walz-chojnacki.us\/Pensees\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions\/277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.walz-chojnacki.us\/Pensees\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.walz-chojnacki.us\/Pensees\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.walz-chojnacki.us\/Pensees\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}